Monday, March 30, 2015

from paper to skin




the babe
from paper
                                                                               to
                                                                               skin
                     


 - Caden

Sunday, March 1, 2015

Instructions

5 steps to not be an ass

1. Be real (be you)
2. Don't be cliche ( #ichoosetostay)
3. Don't be "cool" (ya' know what i mean)
4. Don't judge (everyone does it.... So i guess we are all asses)
5. Smile :)

Bricks

100 uses for a brick:


a friend
a pet
a shoulder to cry on
to kill someone
to sink something in a body of water O.o
to break a window
to break a heart
to win a fight
to break a pipe
a paper weight
a blanket
to build a home
flag
headphones
a trophy
roller blades
puzzle piece
a hat
a seat
remote control to other peoples children
loofah
undestructable lego
kitten compactor
food
fly swatter
hot tub for your g,i joes (thanks Nelson)
to build a chimney
a coaster
to build another brick
to break a brick
to break a wall
a canvas
art
a gift
vandalism
build a mailbox
siding on a house
master key for any vehicle
to break a nose
to break a face
to break a relationship
hunting
an anchor
self defense
stepping stone
a step to reach a little higher
to mark the spot where treasure is buried
to save a baby from a burning down building (break the window)
empty your mind
melee weapon
flower pots
landscaping
barbecues
smokehouses
outhouses
shelving
outdoor bar
to pave a street or path
to knock something out
candle holder
brim of a hat
a car
pillow
popsicle
to pick a lock
a jack to hold your car while you change a tire
a very bumpy tire
to break a tooth
to make a loud sound
shade
to stuff a bra
a balloon
media player
to check if someone is still alive
a ladder
ant killer
car stopper
a building block to life
to look at
a baseball bat
a baseball
a scary football
seasoning for dinner
to break a computer
to send a message
to make your booty look big and cut (muscle)
to work out with
a mouse for a computer
to color
to destroy
cook it into a birthday cake
use it to go down a water slide faster
to lick
a fire pit
throw it into the street
throw it off things
play catch
to win a battle
win wars
birth control


-chester